Reader's Digest...Good For The Jokes, At Least

Mary decides to consult a diet doctor. "What's the most you've ever weighed?" he asks her. "One hundred fifty-nine pounds."

"And the least?"

"Six pounds four ounces."


A guy finds a sheep wondering in his neighborhood and takes it to the police station. The desk sergeant says, "Why don't you just take it to the zoo?"

The next day, the sergeant spots the same guy walking down the street - with the sheep. "I though I told you to take that sheep to the zoo," the sergeant says.

"I know what you told me. Yesterday I took him to the zoo, and today I'm taking him to the movies."